Funny Facebook Status Quotes
|January 18, 2012||Posted by Rekha under Facebook Quotes|
Let the people within your network know the funny side of your personality. Use these funny Facebook status quotes and get instant likes from your friends and other users of the network. Our collection includes the best of funny quotes that are short, crisp, wicket, but immensely humorous.
“Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.”
“They say talk is cheap, I guess that’s why I bought every word you said.”
“The key to human happiness lies within our own state of mind, and so too do the primary obstacles to that happiness.
“You break it, you buy it.Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.”
“Killing time murders opportunities.”
“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”
“Plan to be spontaneous – tomorrow.”
“Good looks attract the eyes. Good personality attracts the heart.”
“Cursing can help relieve pain by 50% percent.”
“Cool Fact: You can’t hum if you plug your nose!”
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